那是1955年 The year is 1955,
河谷镇从未发生过此类事件 and nothing like this has ever happened in Riverdale.
我们的人 艾赛尔马格斯 摇摇晃晃地走进短袜舞会 One of our own, Ethel Muggs, had stumbled into the sock hop,
满身鲜血 我们很快便发现 那是她父母的血 covered in, we would soon find out, her parents' blood.
两人都死了 被捅了很多刀 Both were dead, stabbed multiple times.
艾赛尔是怎么说的 What did Ethel say?
她看到凶手了吗 Did she see the killer?
你朋友闭口不谈 Well, your friend's keeping mum,
但她声称是送奶工杀了她父母 but, uh, she claims that the milkman killed her parents.
威利 Willie?
他都70岁了 He's 70 years old.
是的 He is.
-你们要把他带走问话吗 -很晚了 威利该休息了 -You gonna bring him in for questioning? -It's late, and Willie could use his rest.
所以我们等他明早送完货再找他谈 So we'll talk to him tomorrow after he's done his morning deliveries.
这确实是很悲惨 It's tragic, yes.
但为什么带她来这里 爱丽丝 But why bring her here, Alice?
她无处可去了 哈尔 She has nowhere else to go, Hal.
她父母都死了 Her parents are dead.
这是我们唯一能为她做的 It's the least we can do for her.
你不觉得吗 Don't you think?
想想这会给贝蒂带来什么影响 Think how this will affect Betty.
我满脑子想的都是这个家的幸福 That's all I ever think about, is the well-being of this family.
这方面我比你做的多 Which is more than I can say for you.
我们会把我姐的旧房间给你收拾出来 We're gonna make up my sister's old room for you.
这是一些干净的毛巾 Here are some fresh towels.
若你有任何需要 就来找我 好吗 If you need anything at any point, just come find me, okay?
我不知道他们还想让我说什么 I don't know what else they want me to say.
就好像他们认为也许是我 It's almost like they think that maybe I...
艾赛尔 你回家之前有人见过你吗 Ethel, is there anyone who saw you before you went back to your house?
有人能提供不在场证明吗 Anyone who could be an alibi?
没有 No.
没有 我当时是一个人 No. I was alone.
你身上发生这种事情 我很难过 I'm so sorry that this happened to you.
请尽量休息 好吗 Please try to rest, okay?
我们会陪着你的 We're here for you.
无论你需要什么 Whatever you need.
但贝蒂的真心话并未安慰到艾赛尔 But Betty's entreaties did little to comfort Ethel,
她那晚没有再说一句话 who didn't say another word that night,
这只会让案件更加扑朔迷离 which only added to the mystery.
艾赛尔在隐瞒什么吗 Was Ethel hiding something?
她说的送奶工的事 我听着怎么这么耳熟 And why did her milkman story sound so familiar to me?
恐怖 《反常之渊》《送奶工来了 》
["Taboo" playing]
♪ Listen to the winds From the desert's burning waste ♪
♪ Hear the words in a fire When it crackles to you ♪
♪ The devil is a woman A red-headed woman ♪
♪ A fiery-headed woman ♪
♪ Taboo... ♪
你该给自己找个男朋友了雪柔 It is high time that you got yourself a boyfriend, Cheryl.
母亲 Mother,
我没时间陪男人 我太忙了 I don't have time for boys. I'm far too busy.
忙什么 Doing what?
画裸女 Painting naked ladies?
母亲 Mother!
神经病 那是美术课的作业 What nerve. That's homework for art class.
你可以帮忙的 You could help, you know.
你不能给她介绍个 不错的正常男孩吗 Isn't there some nice, normal boy you could introduce her to?
我只是担心 I'm just worried she's, uh,
她有不正常的癖好 developing unnatural proclivities, shall we say.
你在说什么 妈 What are you talking about, Mom?
马上给你妹妹找个合适的对象 Find your sister a suitable match, immediately.
听清楚了吗 Do I make myself clear?
南区毒蛇帮
短袜舞会上的那一幕真恐怖 That was quite the scene at the sock hop.
你认识那个可怜的女孩吗 Do you know that poor girl?
不认识 Not really.
她叫艾赛尔 总是独来独往 I mean, she's Ethel. She kind of keeps to herself.
不是我不知耻地摇摆不定 Well, not to pivot gracelessly, but...
阿奇 很抱歉 我们初次见面就闹得不愉快 listen, Archie, I'm really sorry we got off on the wrong foot.
我们能再试一次吗 Could we maybe try again?
你能道歉我很感激 I really appreciate the apology.
维罗妮卡 其实我觉得我们并不合适 Look, the truth is, Veronica, I just...I don't think we're a good match.
你对我这样的人来说太难驾驭 I mean, you're too much of a handful for a guy like me.
马格斯家的遭遇是个悲剧 What happened to the Muggs family is a tragedy.
学生们都在谈论这件事 It's all the children are talking about.
他们的父母打电话来 Their parents are calling,
问我们打算如何处理这种情况 asking how we plan to address this situation.
我认为最谨慎的措施就是 Well, I believe the most prudent course of action
继续执行本周预先批准的课程计划 is to simply carry on with the week's pre-approved lesson plans.
没错 Yes.
这周有什么课程 贝尔老师 What's on the docket this week, Ms. Bell?
其实 高二学生有 Well, in fact, the juniors are scheduled
家长教师协会批准的性教育课程 to have their PTA-approved sexual education lecture.
但我们可以延期 But we could postpone it.
恰恰相反 On the contrary.
我会亲自授课 I will give the lecture myself.
好主意 沃瑟斯博士 Splendid idea, Dr. Werthers.
一切照常 Business as usual.
这才像话 That's the ticket.
维罗妮卡的事真可惜 朋友 Tough luck about Veronica, chum.
可能是你们俩没缘分 Guess it wasn't in the cards for you two.
对 可能是 Yeah, I guess not.
也许这样最好 It's probably for the best.
维罗妮卡这样的女孩忽冷忽热 Girls like Veronica run hot and cold,
只有特定的男人才能受得了那种刺激 and it takes a certain kind of man to ride that roller coaster.
可能是你这样的男人 A man like you, I'm guessing?
差不多吧 Pretty much.
但如果你想找个稳定的女朋友 But if you're hankering for a steady girlfriend,
雪柔可以 Cheryl's available.
雪柔 Cheryl?
谢谢 但不用了 Thanks, but no thanks.
为什么 你不觉得我妹妹很可爱吗 Why not? You don't think my sister's a honey?
拜托 雪柔很漂亮 No, I mean, come on, Cheryl's gorgeous.
-但是 -但是什么 -But...-But what?
她好像总是有点冷淡 Well, she's always seemed a little standoffish to me.
我从未见过她有过稳定的男朋友 I mean, I've never seen her with a steady boyfriend.
她有过男朋友 Oh, she's had boyfriends.
多数都是大学生 College guys mostly.
你知道大家都怎么说 喜欢年长男人的女孩吗 You know what they say about girls who like older men, right?
不知道 他们 No, what...?
他们怎么说 What do they say?
她们比大多数 They're a lot more...
高中女生 open-minded
开放得多 如果你懂我的意思的话 than most high school girls, if you catch my drift.
约雪柔出去 You take Cheryl out,
你会快活似神仙的 情圣 you're made in the shade, daddy-o.
直觉告诉我 她会喜欢你这样的猛男 Something tells me she'd really go for a stud like you.
至少考虑一下 Think about it at least.
["Woojamacooja" playing]
♪ Wooja ♪
♪ Woojamacooja ♪
♪ Since the day we met... ♪
嘿 花花 布罗森 等等 Hey, Blossom, wait up.
怎么了 蛇蝎美人 What is it, Serpentina?
我今晚要在暗室表演 I'm putting on a little performance at the Dark Room tonight,
我有预感会让你刮目相看的 and I have a feeling it might razz your berries.
请把我的回答记为"不用了 谢谢" Hmm. Kindly mark me down as a definitive "no, thank you."
再见 Ta-ta.
托佩兹还是老样子 总追古板的女孩 Same old Topaz, always going after the straight-laced square girls.
-你知道你们是没有未来的吗 -这可不一定 -You know there's no future there for you? -I'm not so sure about that.
怎么了 托佩兹 What's your problem, Topaz?
我对你来说太有女人味了吗 Am I too much woman for you?
你让我不满的是 My problem with you
高中就辍学 而且地盘意识太强 is that you're a high school dropout and you're too territorial.
-暗室见 -你凭什么觉得我会去 -I'll see you at the Dark Room. -What makes you think I'm going?
行了 莉佐 Get over yourself, Lizzo.
我知道你不会错过的 I know you wouldn't miss it.
南区毒蛇帮
凯文 Kevin.
你没事吧 You okay?
你看起来有点紧张 You seem a little froggy.
有点局促不安 像在躲什么人 You know, jumpy. Like you're avoiding someone.
没有 No.
我今天早上喝太多高点咖啡了 Uh, I had too much High Point this morning.
没关系 凯文 It's okay, Kevin.
你今晚要做什么 What are you doing tonight?
你想去暗室参加公开表演吗 Do you wanna come to an open mic at the Dark Room?
我们的几个爵士音乐手要表演 A bunch of us hepcats are performing.
口语诗歌
["I Wish I Didn't Love You So" playing]
暗室 Dark Room.
那不是垮掉的一代聚集地吗 Isn't that the beatnik hangout?
那里是咖啡馆 凯文 It's a coffee house, Kevin.
你到底有没有安排 Do you have plans or not?
我可能会和贝蒂去看《七年之痒》 I was gonna maybe see The Seven Year Itch with Betty.
但她也许喜欢去暗室 But she might like going to the Dark Room.
她不会后悔的 She won't regret it.
还有 And, uh...
你也不会后悔的 And neither will you.
♪ I wish I didn't love you so... ♪
雪柔 我一直在找你 Cheryl. I've been looking for you.
画得真好 Cool painting.
请告诉我 你为什么找我 Why, pray tell, have you been searching for moi?
你今晚要做什么 不知道你想不想 Um, what are you doing tonight? I was wondering if you wanted
跟我去巴比伦乐园看《七年之痒》 to go see The Seven Year Itch with me at the Babylonium.
我看过了 而且觉得 那部电影被过分高估了 I've already seen it and found it egregiously overrated.
-好吧 那 -不过 -Oh. Okay, well...-However,
今晚暗室有个活动 there is an event at the Dark Room tonight.
某种诗歌朗诵会 Some sort of poetry reading.
我本来不想参加的 因为怕被小阿飞占便宜 I wasn't going to attend in fear of being slimed by a greaser,
但如果有合适的陪同 我或许会去 but with a proper escort, I might relent.
诗歌朗诵会 -Poetry reading? -Mm-hm.
其实我刚刚开始写诗 Well, I've actually just started writing poetry myself...
那对你来说再好不过了 How peachy keen for you.
七点来接我 Pick me up at 7?
嘿 小可爱 Hey, doll face.
今晚想去巴比伦乐园吗 Wanna go to the Babylonium tonight?
《七年之痒》正在上映 The Seven Year Itch is playing.
别烦我 朱利安 Drop dead, Julian.
如果你还对安德鲁斯念念不忘 别抱太大期望 If you're still pining after Andrews, don't hold your breath.
听说他今晚 Word on the street is
要和雪柔去那个披头族酒吧参加活动 he's going to some thing at the beatnik bar tonight with Cheryl.
我想去 I wanna go.
去暗室 To the Dark Room.
我还不知道你喜欢披头族呢 I didn't know you were into the whole beatnik scene.
我喜欢的圈子很多 朱利安 Oh, I'm into a lot of scenes, Julian.
八点来接我 Pick me up at 8.
抱歉打扰了 威利 但我们必须追查每一条线索 Sorry to bother you there, Willie, but we gotta follow every lead.
即使是离谱的线索 Even the crazy ones.
我送你出去 Let me walk you out.
艾赛尔 Ethel.
怎么了 What happened?
不是送奶工 It wasn't the milkman.
至少不是那个送奶工 Or at least not that milkman.
所以是另一个送奶工 So it was another milkman?
或是穿得像送奶工的人 我不知道 Or someone dressed like one. I don't know.
贾格赫德 Jughead,
我真的很害怕 I'm really, really scared.
万一凯勒警长开始怀疑是我干的呢 What if Sheriff Keller starts to think that I did it?
他为什么会那么怀疑 Well, why would he do that?
你知道我经常画的那些创意封面吧 You know those pretend covers I'm always drawing?
知道 画得特别好 Yeah. They're super boss.
你记得那个绞肉机封面吗 Do you remember my meat grinder cover?
记得 Yeah.
天啊 艾赛尔 Oh. Oh, God, Ethel.
艾赛尔的画中描绘了一个碰巧 Ethel's drawing depicted a girl, who happened to look like Ethel,
很像艾赛尔的小女孩 shoving dismembered body parts,
在把碰巧很像她父母的残肢 that happened to look like they belonged to her parents,
放进绞肉机里 into a meat grinder.
那是个玩笑 贾格赫德 It was a goof, Jughead.
我当时只是气我父母 不让我去看《心惊肉跳》 I was just mad at my parents for not letting me go see The Tingler,
现在我担心凯勒警长会 误解 and now I'm afraid that Sheriff Keller is gonna... misinterpret it.
-那张画在哪里 -在我的嫁妆箱里 -Where's the drawing? -In my hope chest.
我想自己去拿 但我 I would get it myself, but I just...
我觉得我没法再回那个房子里了 I don't think I can face going back into that house.
不会这么快回去 Not so soon.
好 Okay.
没关系 我去拿 我今晚就去 It's fine. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna go tonight. Yeah.
不好意思 小姐 你要去哪里 Excuse me, young lady. Where do you think you're going?
凯文和我要去参加诗歌朗诵会 Kevin and I are going to a poetry reading.
你得先去艾赛尔家 Not before you march over to Ethel's house
再给那个女孩带回来一两套换洗衣物 and bring that girl back another change of clothes or two.
快去 Chop, chop.
找到了 Bingo.
《送奶工来了 》
警察 The cops.
《金斯利的人类性行为指南》
怪不得艾赛尔说的送奶工的事 听着那么耳熟 Here's why Ethel's milkman story sounded so familiar.
那个让我想起了佩普出的一本漫画书 It reminded me of a comic book Pep had published.
其中最臭名昭著的一期就是 One of their most infamous issues
一个逃出疯人院的疯子 about a lunatic who escapes from an insane asylum,
假扮成镇上的送奶工杀人 dresses up as the town milkman, and starts murdering people.
艾赛尔和我都看过 Ethel and I had both read it.
话说回来 大家都看过 Then again, everyone had.
我相信这只是巧合 一定是 I'm sure it was a coincidence. It had to be.
但不管怎么样 若艾赛尔被抓到有这个 就不好了 But it wouldn't look good for Ethel to be caught with it, no matter what.
暗室
致不合格的共和国 And to the republic that falls short
一个被围困的国家 One nation, under siege
无立足之地 Indefensible
没有自由和正义而言 With liberty and justice for none
一败涂地 All are beat
感恩 Gratitude
很有激情 但这是什么意思 Keen, but what does it mean?
这是艺术 贝蒂 不需要有任何意思 Uh, it's art, Betty. It doesn't need to mean anything.
这首诗都没有押韵 I mean, it didn't even rhyme, really.
诗歌不一定要押韵 Poetry doesn't have to rhyme.
给 这有助于让今晚好过些 Here. This might help make the evening more tolerable.
不朽的阿佛洛狄忒 Immortal Aphrodite
在你闪耀的王座上 On your shimmering throne
宙斯之女 诡计多端之人 Daughter of Zeus, weaver of wiles
我祈求你 I pray thee
不要用痛苦和苦恼 Crush not my spirit nor my soul
摧毁我的意志和灵魂 With anguish and distress
哦 女王 Oh, queen
来让我从残酷的忧虑中解脱出来 Come release me from cruel cares
让我的心实现它想要的一切 Let my heart accomplish All that it desires
就像我属于你一样 In mine as I am yours
带我走 Take me
我想走 I wanna leave.
-什么 -带我回家 马上 -What? -Take me home, now.
晚安 雪柔 Good night, Cheryl.
我玩得很开心 I had a real nice time.
["Hiding My Tears with a Smile" playing]
-这个让我始料未及 -明天送我去学校吧 -I wasn't expecting that. -Walk me to school tomorrow?
好 没问题 Yeah, sure.
好 Okay.
就这么说定了 It's a date.
再见 Toodles.
♪ Hiding my tears ♪
♪ With a smile ♪
第六章 性兴奋
我的天啊 Oh, my golly.
谁能想到暗室会这么有趣 Who knew the Dark Room was gonna be such a gas?
克雷真是个了不起的作者 Isn't Clay just an astonishing writer?
我一直在思考他的诗 I can't stop thinking about his poem.
我还没从托妮的舞蹈诗中走出来 I'm still reeling from Toni's dance poem.
那首诗很性感 你不觉得吗 It was pretty sexy, don't you think?
也许吧 I suppose.
也许吧 You suppose?
凯文 Kevin.
是令人惊叹 It was jaw-dropping.
["Little Things Mean a Lot" playing]
♪ Blow me a kiss from across the room ♪
♪ Say I look nice when I'm not ♪
♪ Touch my hair as you pass my chair ♪
♪ Little things ♪
♪ Mean a lot ♪
从你们急切的表情 冒汗的脸来看 你们肯定都知道 As I'm sure you're aware, based on your eager, sweaty faces,
今天课程的重点是 today's lesson will be focusing
有性生殖的基本原理了 on the fundamentals of sexual reproduction.
你们的身体正在发生变化 Your bodies are changing right now.
有时候会感到困惑 It can be a confusing time.
你们肯定会有很多疑问 You have many questions, no doubt.
但首先 我们先从 But first, first,
一张有用的图表开始 let's begin with a very useful diagram.
植物的繁殖
你们可以从这种典型的 美国花卉身上了解到很多 Much can be gleaned from the typical American flower,
其色彩缤纷的花瓣 whose sole function,
和赏心悦目的轮廓 唯一的功能就是授粉 with its colorful petals and its pleasing contour, is pollination.
或繁殖 Or reproduction.
我不明白 I'm so confused.
花和蜜蜂跟我们有什么关系 What do flowers and bees have to do with us?
我不明白那堂课讲的是什么 Nothing. I don't know what that speech was about.
但我最近得到一本 《金斯利的人类性行为指南》 But recently, I got my hands on a copy of Kingsley's Guide to Human Sexuality.
那本书才是精华所在 That's got the real skinny.
这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous.
如果你们这些老古董真的想了解性爱 If you fuddy-duddies truly wanna learn about S-E-X,
我们就得停止谈论性爱 开始行动 we have to stop talking about it and start doing it.
我要举办一个亲热派对 你们都要来 I'm gonna host a make-out party and you're all coming.
谢谢 但不用了 Thanks, but no thanks.
我有洁癖 I'm a germophobe.
-是群交派对吗 -不是 -Is that, like, an orgy? -No.
是接吻游戏 It's kissing games.
转瓶子 邮局 天堂七分钟 骑小马 Spin the Bottle, Post Office, Seven Minutes in Heaven, Pony Ride.
相信我 一切都不会再一样了 And trust me, nothing is ever gonna be the same again.
那一刻 就在我们眼前 In that moment, before our very eyes,
维罗妮卡洛吉成了乔治娅奥吉弗莲花 Veronica Lodge became a Georgia O'Keeffe lotus,
而阿奇安德鲁斯成了倒霉的大黄蜂 and Archie Andrews a hapless bumblebee.
天啊 真实的亲热派对 Gosh, a real-life make-out party.
我得查查书 看看金斯利博士是怎么说的 I'll have to check my book to see what Dr. Kingsley says about them.
别告诉别人一切都归结于此 Between you and me, it all boils down to this.
男生们觉得是他们占主导 Boys think they're in charge,
但重要的是我们的快乐 不是他们的 but it's all about our pleasure, not theirs.
现在我和凯文都没有感受过什么快乐 Well, right now, I don't think either me or Kevin are experiencing much pleasure.
你对情郎越直接越好 The more direct you can be with your beau, the better.
我对阿奇玩故作清高失败了 I've botched it playing coy with Archie,
但我会让他在派对上看清我的欲望 but I'll make my desires crystal clear to him at the party.
嘿 布罗森 Hey, Blossom.
昨晚我表演之后 你没留下来 You didn't stick around after my performance last night.
你喜欢吗 Did you dig it?
对我来说有点 前卫了 It was a little... avant-garde for my sensibilities.
阿奇也这么觉得 Archie thought the same.
你听说我们要确立关系了吧 You have heard we're going steady, have you not?
我们都看到你到处炫耀他了 好像他是个优质猛男一样 Yeah, we've all seen you parade him around like he's some prize stud.
你没必要去什么亲热派对 You don't have to go to some make-out party
假装成另外一个人 to pretend to be somebody you're not.
为什么大家都自以为 很了解我的私生活 Why exactly does everyone presume to know my personal life?
你比我妈那个妖妇还坏 这说明了很多问题 You're worse than my hobgoblin mother, and that's saying a lot.
小凯 我们能谈谈吗 Kev. Can we talk for a sec?
是关于亲热派对的 It's about the make-out party.
好 我在想我们就不去了吧 Yeah. I was thinking, why don't we ditch that?
不 我们要去 No. We're going.
就在今晚 你和我 It's happening tonight, Kevin. You and me.
因为你说你爱我 Because you say that you love me,
现在是时候证明一下了 and now it's time that you proved it.
我们开门见山吧 贾格赫德 We'll cut right to the chase, Jughead.
你昨天潜入了艾赛尔马格斯家 Did you break into Ethel Muggs' house yesterday?
我很确定我在家写作和吃汉堡 Uh, I'm pretty sure that I was at home, writing and eating hamburgers.
因为那里的一个邻居 Because there's a neighbor there
报案说有个符合你特征的人 that reported someone matching your description.
一个戴着王冠的少年跳窗出去了 A teenager wearing a crown exiting a window.
不是我 Well, it wasn't me.
你 You are a...
你有点不合群 对吧 琼斯先生 Well, you're a bit of an odd duck, aren't you, Mr. Jones?
独来独往 A loner.
跟马格斯小姐一样 Like Miss Muggs.
她是你女朋友吗 Is she your girlfriend?
我们只是朋友 She's just a friend.
你现在是在保护她吗 Are you protecting her now?
也许是你帮她做了坏事 Maybe you helped her do something bad,
现在你也得保护自己了 and now you have to protect yourself too.
我昨晚没去艾赛尔马格斯家 我不是她男朋友 I wasn't at Ethel Muggs' house last night, and I'm not her boyfriend
或者孤家寡人 不管这话是什么意思 or an odd-duck loner, whatever that means.
其实 我今晚要去参加一个派对 In fact, I'm going to a party tonight.
和那些有个性的学生一起 With all the cool kids.
-真的吗 -我郑重声明 -Really? -And for the record,
我认识的艾赛尔不会杀害自己的父母 the Ethel that I know would not kill her parents.
你找错人了 我可以走了吗 You're barking up the wrong tree. Now can I go, please?
记得 Yeah.
你可以走了 You're free to go.
好好享受今晚的派对吧 Oh, enjoy your party tonight.
嘿 嘿 克雷 Oh, hey...Uh, hey, Clay.
我以为我错开更衣室高峰期了呢 Um, thought I missed the locker-room rush.
怎么说呢 我喜欢慢悠悠地洗澡 What can I say? I love a long, lingering shower.
你 你会去那个亲热派对吗 Um, are...Are you going to that, um, make-out party?
应该不会 I don't think so.
为什么 Why not?
因为 'Cause...
我喜欢男生 凯文 I like boys, Kevin.
那样应该不是那种派对 And I don't think it's that kind of party.
有 有道理 Uh, that...That makes sense.
显然大多数人并不知道这一点 Obviously, most people don't know that about me.
希望我能相信你会谨慎保密 I hope I can trust you to be discreet.
没问题 克雷 Of course, Clay.
我得走了 Uh, I gotta go. Um...
-我要去准备了 -好的 -Gotta get ready. -All right.
嘿 贝蒂 Hey, Betty.
你说的 You know that, um,
那本性爱书 sex book you mentioned?
不知道我能不能看一下 I was wondering if I could have a little read.
让我在 Um, just so I can...
亲热派对开始前温习一下 brush up before the make-out party.
当然可以 Of course.
你觉得金斯利博士说的怎么样 What did you think of Dr. Kingsley?
我想我懂了 我只是 我 I mean, I think I get it. I just...I...
但要怎么开始呢 But how does it all start?
这部分很简单 That's the easy part.
假设你像这样紧挨着 Okay, so say you're sitting side by side
坐在雪柔旁边 next to Cheryl, like this.
也许会播放一段音乐 Maybe some music starts playing.
["A Certain Smile" playing on record player]
现在你也许会想这么说 Now you might wanna say something like:
"雪柔 你想坐得舒服点吗" "Cheryl, would you like to get a bit more comfortable?"
嘿 你想坐得舒服点吗 Say, would you like to get a bit more comfortable?
好啊 Why, yes, I would.
♪ ...so many lovely things ♪
♪ Suddenly you know why fairies sing... ♪
然后她可能会 Then she might...
这么做 do this.
然后呢 And then what?
然后 And then...
-对不起 贝蒂 -没事 没关系 -I'm sorry, Betty. -Oh, no. It's okay.
-这 -对不起 -It's...-I'm sorry.
♪ ...to haunt your heart again ♪
在我们解散 回归潘布鲁克的 Now, before we break off and retreat
各个黑暗角落之前 into The Pembrooke's various dark corners,
我觉得我们可以先来一轮 I thought we could warm up
纯洁的邮局活动热热身 with a perfectly innocent round of Post Office.
男生们 你们每个人 都拿着一个数字信封 Now, boys, each of you is holding an envelope containing a number,
每个数字代表我们其中一个女孩 which corresponds to one of us girls.
你必须把信封交给那个女孩 You must deliver your envelope to that girl,
还要亲她一下 along with a kiss.
毒牙 可以开始了吗 Fangs, would you like to get us started?
请揭晓你的号码和你要亲吻的女孩 Reveal your number and the girl you'll be kissing.
好 Okay.
二号 Number 2.
是我 That's me.
你之前肯定从没亲过小阿飞 Bet you've never kissed a greaser before.
我连薯条都不吃 但规矩就是规矩 I don't even eat French fries, but rules are rules.
原谅我 米吉 Forgive me, Midge.
别担心 老古板 Don't worry, square.
我这周早些时候刷过牙了 I brushed my teeth earlier this week.
哇 这算作弊吗 Oh, whoa, was that cheating?
勉强过关 It's skirting the edge,
但希望凯文能如我们所愿 but hopefully Kevin will give us what we all want,
给一个真正的吻 which is a real kiss.
凯文 Kevin?
三号 Uh, Number 3.
我是三号 I'm three.
头别动 Hold your head still.
好了 我们速战速决吧 All right, let's just get this over with.
一号 One?
是我 That's me.
有好戏看了 This ought to be good.
有趣 Fun.
对了 很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you, by the way.
很高兴认识你 Pleased to make your acquaintance.
谢谢 Thank you.
五号 Five.
是我 Wow. That's me.
怎么会这样 How did that happen?
不好意思 兄弟 Excuse me, brother.
这可能就是所谓的命运之约 I guess this is what's known as a date with destiny.
她会让他窒息的 She's gonna suffocate him.
但他们亲得真销魂 But what a way to go.
我好像吃到你的口香糖了 I think I got your gum.
你留着吧 是三重泡泡的 You can keep it. It's triple bubble.
看来只剩下我和飞车党了 I guess that leaves me and the Wild One.
幸好我已经打过所有疫苗了 Luckily, I've had all my shots.
那不是接吻 预科生 Yeah, that's not a kiss, preppy.
这才是接吻 This is a kiss.
好 Okay.
现在我们的嘴唇都充分润滑过了 Now that all of our lips are appropriately lubricated,
我们就配对吧 we pair off.
比如 我可能会偷偷带走 I, for instance, might sneak off with...
走吧 阿奇 Come along, Archie.
我们找个避免被窥探的隐秘地方 Let's find a private space away from prying eyes.
怎么样 要不要去你房间 What do you say? Shall we go to your room?
其实 Actually...
你 You.
我 Me?
你中大奖了 霍尔顿考尔菲德 You just hit the jackpot, Holden Caulfield.
看来就剩你们俩了 I guess that leaves the two of you.
-我们可以继续你开头的事 -做梦吧 预科生 -We could finish what you started. -In your dreams, prepster.
不过 我可以让你 开你那辆豪车载我回家 I will, however, let you drive me home in that sweet ride of yours.
["Milkman Keep Those Bottles Quiet" playing]
♪ Milkman, keep those bottles quiet ♪
♪ Can't use that jive on my milk diet ♪
别说了 哈尔 Don't, Hal.
我已经打给社会服务机构了 I've already called Social Services.
她明天回学校 And she's going back to school tomorrow.
谢谢你 爱丽丝 Thank you, Alice.
不客气 亲爱的 Of course, dear.
♪ I don't want your kisses If I can't feel love... ♪
我不知道你想对我做什么 Look, I don't know what it is that you plan on doing to me,
但我应该让你知道我来的唯一原因 but I should let you know the only reason I'm here
是因为我不希望大家认为我是 is because I don't want people thinking I'm a miscreant
帮助艾赛尔杀害她父母的恶棍 that helped Ethel murder her parents.
有意思 Funny.
这话听着确实像 无恶不作的杀人犯会说的话 Sounds exactly like something a miscreant murderer would say.
别紧张 Relax.
我只是需要一个人 来帮我摆脱朱利安布罗森 I just needed a warm body to help me get away from Julian Blossom.
那家伙很爱纠缠 That guy's an octopus.
很高兴我能帮上忙 Well, glad I could help.
对了 你引用霍尔顿考尔菲德 是怎么回事 By the way, what was with that Holden Caulfield reference?
那不是你的口头禅吗"除了我 所有人都是骗子" Well, isn't that your thing? "Everybody's phony except me"?
我的意思是并非河谷镇的所有人 No, I just meant that not everyone in Riverdale goes around
都喜欢引用文学反派的名字 name-dropping literary antiheroes.
洛杉矶的人也会看书的 People do read in Los Angeles, you know.
♪ And I don't want your lovin' If I can't have... ♪
所以 你是怎么回事 So, what's your dealio?
如果你没在和艾赛尔交往 那你在和谁交往 If you're not dating Ethel, then who are you dating?
谁有时间交往 Who has time for dating?
有那么多漫画要看 那么多汉堡要吃 What with all these comics to read, and burgers to eat,
那么多怪兽电影要看 and monster movies to watch?
我喜欢怪兽电影 越恐怖越好 I like monster movies. The scarier the better.
若你告诉我你最喜欢的怪兽 我就告诉你我的 I'll tell you my favorite if you tell me yours.
女士优先 Ladies first.
《黑礁》里的怪物 Creature from the Black Lagoon.
-真的吗 -真的 -Really? -Yeah.
-那个也是我最喜欢的 -真的吗 -That's actually my favorite too. -Really?
真好 你让我想起了那个 穿白色泳衣的女孩 I love it. You kind of remind me of the girl in the white bathing suit.
朱莉亚当斯 Julie Adams?
经常有人这么说 I get that a lot.
["To Tell the Truth" playing over speakers]
♪ To tell the truth, I am lonely ♪
♪ And all my nights are blue ♪
♪ To tell the truth, I love you ♪
♪ Honest, oh, honest, I do ♪
♪ To tell the truth, I miss you ♪
♪ To tell the truth... ♪
你不兴奋 You're not excited.
我当然兴奋了 Of course I am.
你不兴奋 凯文 No, you're not, Kev.
我看得出来你不兴奋 I can tell that you're not excited.
你没有被激起 性欲 You're not... aroused.
也许如果我们一直接吻 就会 Maybe if we just keep kissing, it'll...
["I'm a Woman" playing over speakers]
如果你愿意 你的右手可以往上一点 You can move your right hand a little higher if you want.
♪ I'm a woman ♪
♪ That wears the finest hose Yes, I'm a woman... ♪
别那么靠上 阿奇 Not that high, Archie.
就像我奶奶常说的 As my nana likes to say,
我们给圣灵留点空间 好吗 let's leave room for the Holy Spirit, okay?
♪ And I'm a woman That don't have a Northern feel ♪
♪ You know, a woman... ♪
阿奇 你的右手 -Archie, your right hand again. -Oh.
很抱歉我搞砸了 I'm sorry if I'm screwing this up.
我只是 我太兴奋了 I just...I'm excited.
还有点紧张 也许是因为 And a little nervous, maybe, because...
你经验丰富 you're so experienced.
你习惯跟大学生约会 You're used to going out with college guys.
-谁告诉你的 -朱利安 -Who told you that? -Julian.
你和朱利安为什么谈论我 Why were you and Julian talking about me?
这个 他建议我约你出去 Well, I mean, he suggested that I ask you out.
他说我们可能会一拍即合 He said we might hit it off.
阿奇 说实话 Archie, I'm going to be honest with you.
我从未跟大学生交往过 I've never been with a college guy.
我其实没跟任何人交往过 I've actually never really been with any guy.
但是 But...
我确定我们能一起弄清楚这件事 I'm quite certain we can figure it out together.
绝对能 Definitely.
亲爱的日记 Dear diary,
那次亲热派对果然是一塌糊涂 the make-out party was unsurprisingly a disaster.
我希望凯文想要我 I want Kevin to want me.
我想有被渴望的感觉 想有性奋的感觉 想 I want to feel desired. I want to feel sexy. I want...
["Hoo Doo You Baby" playing]
♪ I'm gonna hoo doo you, baby ♪
♪ And set your soul on fire... ♪
我不知道我还能承受多少才会爆发 I'm not sure how much more of this I can take before I explode, diary.
我必须做出改变 Something has to change.
人类性行为
而且要快 And soon.
♪ I'm gonna make you mine 'Cause that is my desire... ♪
我亲爱的儿子 My dear boy.
我们的小计划有进展吗 Any updates on our little project?
进展得很顺利 母亲 我让雪柔和阿奇在一起了 We're made in the shade, Mother. I got Cheryl together with Archie,
我很肯定他们现在很稳定 and I'm fairly certain they're going steady now.
很好 朱利安 做得很好 Very good, Julian. Well done.
早上好 母亲 Good morning, Mother.
朱利安 Julian.
雪柔马乔里布罗森 你脖子上那块伤是什么 Cheryl Marjorie Blossom, what is that lesion on your neck?
是吻痕 母亲 It's a hickey, Mother.
你们俩应该都知道阿奇昨晚上了我 And I suppose you both should know Archie pinned me last night.
是真的上了我 And I mean really pinned me.
是彻彻底底地上了我 As in, all the way pinned me.
好恶心 Barf.
一定是阿奇 他要载我去学校 That must be Archie. He's driving me to school.
我想说他是个真正的绅士 但其实 I'd say he's a true gentleman, but the truth is,
阿奇是如狼似虎 再见 Archie is a total animal. Toodles.
凯文 Kevin.
我有东西要给你 I have something for you.
这是什么 What is it?
《金斯利的人类性行为指南》 Kingsley's Guide to Human Sexuality.
-贝蒂 这里是学校 -你一定要看 -Betty, we're at school. -You need to read it.
把这当成你的个人性教育 Think of this as your own personal sex education, Kevin.
马上就要期末考试了 该开始临时抱佛脚了 Finals are coming up and it's time to start cramming.
贝蒂 Betty.
嘿 我只是想说昨晚的派对挺好玩的 Hey. Just wanted to say fun party last night.
抱歉我提早走了 但 Sorry I had to cut out early, but, you know,
我在放长线钓大鱼 I'm playing the long game.
真的吗 跟谁 Really? With who?
我不想说 暂时不想 I'd rather not say. Yet.
但你和嘴炮琼斯怎么样了 But how did it go with Bazooka Jones?
如果你一定要知道 Well, if you really must know,
贾格赫德和我整晚都在一起 Jughead and I spent the entire night together...
聊天 talking.
天啊 Holy hell.
你是想勾引那个戴王冠的小丑吗 Are you making a play for that crown-wearing clown?
这么说吧 我不排除这个可能 Let's just say, I'm not ruling it out.
她来了 There she is.
我的天啊 是她 Oh, my God. It's her.
每个人都把我当杀人犯看 Everyone's looking at me like I'm a murderer.
嘿 一切都会过去的 Hey. This is all going to blow over.
只要能抓到真凶 好吗 As soon as the actual killer is caught, okay?
现在只要慢慢来就好 For right now, just take it nice and slow.
请注意 同学们 Attention, students.
艾赛尔马格斯和贾格赫德琼斯 能到校长办公室吗 Will Ethel Muggs and Jughead Jones please come to the principal's office?
艾赛尔马格斯和贾格赫德琼斯 Ethel Muggs and Jughead Jones,
请到校长办公室 please report to the principal's office.
我来猜猜 你们想知道 都有谁在亲热派对上亲热了 Let me guess, you'd like to know who was canoodling at the make-out party?
我们搜查了你的火车车厢 贾格赫德 We searched your train car, Jughead,
就在你今早出门上学之后 right after you left for school this morning.
-什么 为什么 -不管怎么样 -Wha...? Why? -In any case,
我们在你的床垫下面 找到了一些相当确凿的证据 we found some pretty damning evidence stuffed underneath your mattress.
《送奶工来了》
你能解释一下吗 马格斯小姐 Care to explain, Miss Muggs?
琼斯先生 Mr. Jones?